Homemade Haircut

My haircuts? I sit around reading brain-shriveling magazines for 30 minutes, sit in a chair for 5 minutes, and then fork over a wad of cash to a stranger. Tired of being scammed, I recently asked my wife from the future if she would try cutting my hair. Well, I picked up some clippers and shears, and next thing you know my hair was cut. Is there anything she can't do?


No, this isn't how it turned out. This is more like my hat hair on a Sunday morning but it's the only remotely relevant photo I had lying around. Cathy actually did a great job and so I can now say that the Hair Cuttery will enjoy my patronage no more. Same goes to you Supercuts, you magnificent piece of crap.