Curiosity Satisfied

When I go shopping at the local store, I always see something called a kiwano, also aptly named a horned melon. I've been wanting to try it for months now. The other week, I finally bought one:


Photographed to record the epic moment. It tastes like a combination between a kiwi, cucumber, and an apple. It's also about as easy to eat as a pomegranate. Meaning it's a pain in the ass to eat.